After being dropped on his head many times as a baby, some screws got loose and a little wiring may have been crossed inside the mind of Tim Schultz. However his Momma has always said “God Didn’t Make Mistakes” and if you also subscribe to that belief, then I guess you could say that it was through his stripes, that world has been blessed with Tim’s one of a kind superstar talent!
Tim Schultz is so much more than just a tremendously gifted singer, songwriter, actor, comedian and international sex symbol; he also makes some pretty mean tacos, with fresh guacamole and all the fixings!
His voice is like Barry White's, only whiter and when Tim Schultz sings; babies get made, that is a well-established fact! The thunder that rattles from his
guitar strings makes the Devil weep like a prep school pussy and when he bends them just right he has been known to posses the most Hard-shell Baptist invoking them to “Moonwalk” and do “The Hustle”! His lyrics can only be described as ntoxicating and orgasmic,while his melodies are like cocaine wrapped in bacon!
When you hear Tim for the first time you will you will remember that moment for the rest of your life and to see him live is like gazing into the crystal ball of country music’s future, he is just light-years ahead of his time! If “Real Country Music” is 3 cords and the truth, then Buddy let me tell you something, Tim knows 4 cords, a couple of nasty licks and he ain’t afraid to give you all the dirty details!
The undisputed "King of the Gangstabillies" may still be underground now but you know that is where seeds are sown. So now that you have found him, spread the word and tell all your friends to check him out right here at tim69.org!
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